The alien DNA is the best thing that has ever happened to Ye Shuang because the genetic optimization it offers has made her more beautiful, more formidable, and more brilliant. But… why doesn’t this unknown alien species have a fixed sex before adulthood‽ Alternating between both sexes every few days, why‽ For gender equality‽ Thankfully, she still has a chance to save herself. As long as she can settle down with a partner before full genetic assimilation, she’ll be able to carry on with her life as just one specific sex. For the sake of the perfect female body, all the men out there, beware! But wait, what are all these women up to? Why are you all looking at me like a piece of meat‽ Halt, stop, don’t come any closer… What the hell‽
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 3
- Chapter 4
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 6
- Chapter 7
- Chapter 8
- Chapter 9
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 11
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 14
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 18
- Chapter 19
- Chapter 20
- Chapter 21
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 23
- Chapter 24
- Chapter 25
- Chapter 26
- Chapter 27
- Chapter 28
- Chapter 29
- Chapter 30
- Chapter 31
- Chapter 32
- Chapter 33
- Chapter 34
- Chapter 35
- Chapter 36
- Chapter 37
- Chapter 38
- Chapter 39
- Chapter 40
- Chapter 41
- Chapter 42
- Chapter 43
- Chapter 44
- Chapter 45
- Chapter 46
- Chapter 47
- Chapter 48
- Chapter 49
- Chapter 50
- Chapter 51
- Chapter 52
- Chapter 53
- Chapter 54
- Chapter 55
- Chapter 56
- Chapter 57
- Chapter 58
- Chapter 59
- Chapter 60
- Chapter 61
- Chapter 62
- Chapter 63
- Chapter 64
- Chapter 65
- Chapter 66
- Chapter 67
- Chapter 68
- Chapter 69
- Chapter 70
- Chapter 71 - One of Us!
- Chapter 72 - Perpetual Utility Man to the Rescue
- Chapter 73 - Two Ye Shuangs‽
- Chapter 74 - A Gentleman Around Women
- Chapter 75 - Fast Progress
- Chapter 76 - But What Are You Going to Do?
- Chapter 77 - Hard to Believe!
- Chapter 78 - Cruel World, Why?
- Chapter 79 - A Taunt
- Chapter 80 - Challenge
- Chapter 81 - The End of Yao Zhixings Reign?
- Chapter 82 - Tactless Minions
- Chapter 83 - Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea?
- Chapter 84 - Third Letter of Recommendation, Collected
- Chapter 85 - The Valiant Damsel Saves the Knight in Distress
- Chapter 86 - Take Care of Our Boss, Lady Boss!
- Chapter 87 - A Top Ten Anime Betrayal
- Chapter 88 - Crazy for Noodles
- Chapter 89 - Testing the Newbie
- Chapter 90 - The Source of Little Brother Yes Problem
- Chapter 91 - Face Me, You Coward
- Chapter 92 - So Crude
- Chapter 93 - Sleep with Your Phone on Silent
- Chapter 94 - Come at Me
- Chapter 95 - The Whitest Lotus
- Chapter 96 - Finding Her First Case
- Chapter 97 - New Discovery
- Chapter 98 - New Homes for All
- Chapter 99 - Housewarming
- Chapter 100 - What Is the Connection?
- Chapter 101 - Viral
- Chapter 102 - He Wont Be That Unlucky
- Chapter 103 - Baby Face
- Chapter 104 - Western Parents Also Give Their Children Nicknames, Who Knew?
- Chapter 105 - A Different Kind of Pressure
- Chapter 106 - Go Mingxin!
- Chapter 107 - Two Puppies
- Chapter 108 - I Am Not That Weak, Either
- Chapter 109 - Dangerous Woman
- Chapter 110 - Dont Worry, It Will Be Fine
- Chapter 111 - Sleepover
- Chapter 112 - That Was Your First‽
- Chapter 113 - Late
- Chapter 114 - Reputation
- Chapter 115 - If I Cant Find a Boyfriend, Maybe a Girlfriend
- Chapter 116 - Have a Candy
- Chapter 117 - What Flavor Candy Do You Like?
- Chapter 118 - The Secret to Success
- Chapter 119 - The Pride of Men
- Chapter 120 - He Didnt Tell You?
- Chapter 121 - The Most Electrically-Charged Gaze in the Business
- Chapter 122 - That Spherical Organ
- Chapter 123 - A Girls Gotta Eat Somehow
- Chapter 124 - Catch Me If You Can
- Chapter 125 - Im Your Biggest Fan
- Chapter 126 - The Cheongsams Grace
- Chapter 127 - A Bored Supercomputer
- Chapter 128 - Pretty Faces, Dark Hearts [2 in 1]
- Chapter 129 - Its Kexin, Not Kevin
- Chapter 130 - Earning Favors
- Chapter 131 - Gossip! News! Headlines!
- Chapter 132 - Equally Marvelous
- Chapter 133 - Graceful Munching
- Chapter 134 - What a Coincidence
- Chapter 135 - Disappointed
- Chapter 136 - You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do
- Chapter 137 - Why Would I Want to Hug You?
- Chapter 138 - Three Nos
- Chapter 139 - More Work for Him
- Chapter 140 - Bro, Thats Illegal
- Chapter 141 - Treachery
- Chapter 142 - Bored
- Chapter 143 - All Your Fault
- Chapter 144 - You Know This Guy?
- Chapter 145 - First and Only Love
- Chapter 146 - Charming the Elders
- Chapter 147 - Partner
- Chapter 148 - Boxing
- Chapter 149 - Invitation
- Chapter 150 - Twitching Together
- Chapter 151 - Venting on Glasses
- Chapter 152 - His Natural Habitat
- Chapter 153 - Staying in the Countryside
- Chapter 154 - Drinking Testosterone
- Chapter 155 - Now This Is Epic
- Chapter 156 - Awesome Simplicity
- Chapter 157 - The Cobra Effect
- Chapter 158 - You Still Dont Know How You Lost?
- Chapter 159 - Brother Backdrop
- Chapter 160 - Ye Shuangs Second Pup
- Chapter 161 - My, Arent Web Novel Authors Fabulous?
- Chapter 162 - Running in Circles
- Chapter 163 - Leeching Editors
- Chapter 164 - The Kissing Game
- Chapter 165 - Friendship or Pity
- Chapter 166 - Chopstick Knitting
- Chapter 167 - Karma
- Chapter 168 - Nobody Tells Me Nuffin
- Chapter 169 - The Underground Organization
- Chapter 170 - Marry Us
- Chapter 171 - Little Brother Emo
- Chapter 172 - Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 173 - Tricky Gossip
- Chapter 174 - Look Down on My Sister‽
- Chapter 175 - One Gaze Does Plenty
- Chapter 176 - How Desirable Do You Think You Are?
- Chapter 177 - Disgusting
- Chapter 178 - Narcissus
- Chapter 179 - Cooperation
- Chapter 180 - Shameless and Shamelesser
- Chapter 181 - Agent of Justice
- Chapter 182
- Chapter 183 - Charmingly Dark
- Chapter 184 - The Tortoise and the Hare
- Chapter 185 - Gurgle Gurgle
- Chapter 186 - Blinded with a New Profession [2 in 1]
- Chapter 187 - Father Yes Parenting Skills
- Chapter 188 - A Lackey, a Friend, a Fan, or a Pet [2 in 1]
- Chapter 189 - Through Her Backdoor [2in1]
- Chapter 190 - Jade Bracelet [2 in 1]
- Chapter 191 - Deaf or Dumb? [2 in 1]
- Chapter 192 - Only Chumps Sit and Wait for Their Meal to Be Cooked [2 in 1]
- Chapter 193 - Youre to Blame, Too
- Chapter 194 - Sweet Thing [2in1]
- Chapter 195 - Not Our Business
- Chapter 196 - No Time for You
- Chapter 197 - Taming
- Chapter 198 - Job Done
- Chapter 199 - The Mansplaining Trader
- Chapter 200 - Youre Overthinking It
- Chapter 201 - Couldve Been Worse
- Chapter 202 - Babysitting Isnt Easy
- Chapter 203 - All About Timing
- Chapter 204 - Al
- Chapter 205 - Another Tactless Kid
- Chapter 206 - Zuo Yuanhang
- Chapter 207 - Good Cop, Bad Cop (1)
- Chapter 208 - Good Cop, Bad Cop (2)
- Chapter 209 - What About Us?
- Chapter 210 - Mental Gymnastics
- Chapter 211 - New Partner
- Chapter 212 - Visit
- Chapter 213 - Lusting for You
- Chapter 214 - This Is My Failure
- Chapter 215 - What Arena?
- Chapter 216 - Interpol
- Chapter 217 - Its a Trap!
- Chapter 218 - Second Self-Introduction [2in1]
- Chapter 219 - Not Quite a Pimp
- Chapter 220 - Flirt
- Chapter 221 - So Helpful
- Chapter 222 - More of the Authors Unique Views
- Chapter 223 - Customer Satisfaction
- Chapter 224 - Habits
- Chapter 225 - Good Brothers
- Chapter 226 - Little Fox in Disguise [2 in 1]
- Chapter 227 - Collision [2 in 1]
- Chapter 228 - Sister Yao Suffers a Breakdown or Two
- Chapter 229 - What Propensity for Violence? [2 in 1]
- Chapter 230 - Mastermind [2 in 1]
- Chapter 231 - Always Recycle [2 in 1]
- Chapter 232 - Local Tycoon [2 in 1]
- Chapter 233 - Such Standards [2 in 1]
- Chapter 234 - Ye Shuang Outsmarts a Six-Year-Old
- Chapter 235 - Resolve [2 in 1]
- Chapter 236 - Passive Woman [2 in 1]
- Chapter 237 - Hong Men Banquet [2 in 1]
- Chapter 238 - There’s Always Another Choice
- Chapter 239 - Making Moves [2 in 1]
- Chapter 240 - Wait for Me, My Darling [2 in 1]
- Chapter 241 - Date [2 in 1]
- Chapter 242
- Chapter 243 - New Team… What‽
- Chapter 244 - Very Professional [2 in 1]
- Chapter 245 - The Next Tragedy [2 in 1]
- Chapter 246 - Dont Let Your Family Blame Me
- Chapter 247 - Practice Makes Perfect [2 in 1]
- Chapter 248 - Just One Scene
- Chapter 249 - She Who Should Not Be Named
- Chapter 250 - Rite of Passage
- Chapter 251 - The Star of XX
- Chapter 252 - Play Dead
- Chapter 253 - Organic and Unprompted
- Chapter 254 - Supershuang
- Chapter 255 - How Did You Know?
- Chapter 256 - Oscar-Worthy Performances (1)
- Chapter 257 - Oscar-Worthy Performances (2)
- Chapter 258 - Weighing Options
- Chapter 259 - A Kind and Understanding Friend
- Chapter 260 - What’s That Got to Do with Us?
- Chapter 261 - Qin Chu [2 in 1]
- Chapter 262 - Didn’t See Anything
- Chapter 263 - Young Master Yes (1)
- Chapter 264 - Young Master Yes (2)
- Chapter 265 - The Most Valuable Way to Spend Your Time
- Chapter 266 - Paper Bag
- Chapter 267 - Doe-eyed Accomplice
- Chapter 268 - Respect My Identity
- Chapter 269 - Decentralization
- Chapter 270 - Endorsement
- Chapter 271 - Home, James
- Chapter 272 - Random Encounter (2 in 1)
- Chapter 273 - Such an Open-Minded Big Sister
- Chapter 274 - No Ragrets
- Chapter 275 - It’s a Small City After All [2 in 1]
- Chapter 276 - Such a Long Chapter and All I Got Was This Lousy Title [4 in 1]
- Chapter 277 - Shanghai’s Unique Pair [2 in 1]
- Chapter 278 - Loser
- Chapter 279 - Reporter Magnet
- Chapter 280 - Why Didn’t They Just Masturbate?
- Chapter 281 - Not Buying
- Chapter 282 - One of the Useful Young Masters
- Chapter 283 - Does That Include Scammers?
- Chapter 284 - Go Play Outside If You’re Bored
- Chapter 285 - Craftsman
- Chapter 286 - Mr. Moustache
- Chapter 287 - Mist
- Chapter 288 - Could It Be Love? [2 in 1]
- Chapter 289 - Oops, Didn’t Mean To
- Chapter 290 - Karen
- Chapter 291 - Thick and Milky
- Chapter 292 - Master Han
- Chapter 293 - Pitiful [2 in 1]
- Chapter 294 - Invest in Sound Insulation [2 in 1]
- Chapter 295 - Leverage [2 in 1]
- Chapter 296 - Cracked Eggs
- Chapter 297 - Sore Loser
- Chapter 298 - Someone to Be Stupid With
- Chapter 299 - Same Type
- Chapter 300 - Kindred Spirits
- Chapter 301 - What Time Is It?
- Chapter 302 - What’s Blackmail Between Friends?
- Chapter 303 - Witness a Miracle
- Chapter 304 - An Amazing Example of Chinese Culture
- Chapter 305 - Unexpected Continuation
- Chapter 306 - Hidden Past
- Chapter 307 - Further FBI Scrutiny
- Chapter 308 - Not Quite an Atomic Bomb
- Chapter 309 - How Did the FBI Not Catch Him Before?
- Chapter 310 - Cedrick X Anthony [2 in 1]
- Chapter 311 - Dance of Words [2 in 1]
- Chapter 312 - Free Information
- Chapter 313 - Change of Plan [2 in 1]
- Chapter 314 - A Gentleman Is Trustworthy
- Chapter 315 - There’s Been an Accident
- Chapter 316 - Coolmathgames
- Chapter 317 - Smelly Cart
- Chapter 318 - Divide and Conquer
- Chapter 319 - Three’s a Crowd
- Chapter 320 - What’s the Highest Possible Score Again?
- Chapter 321 - Heart for Gossip
- Chapter 322 - Lie to Me
- Chapter 323 - Dungeon Crawl
- Chapter 324 - Psychic Han
- Chapter 325 - Release That Man(s Virginity)
- Chapter 326 - For Hire
- Chapter 327 - Hell Do
- Chapter 328 - Black Widow
- Chapter 329 - Kids These Days
- Chapter 330 - Slip Up
- Chapter 331 - Call Me Maybe
- Chapter 332 - Such a Wonderful Man
- Chapter 333 - Being Too Popular Is a Problem
- Chapter 334 - Bad Feng Shui
- Chapter 335 - For the Harem
- Chapter 336 - Learn the Damn Language
- Chapter 337 - Not Worth the Effort
- Chapter 338 - Youre the Only Pig for Me
- Chapter 339 - Third Wheel
- Chapter 340 - Suspicions Confirmed
- Chapter 341 - Is This Your Doing?
- Chapter 342 - Oedipus Would Like a Word [2 in 1]
- Chapter 343 - Every Child Goes Through It
- Chapter 344 - Princes, Yaoi, and Masks [2 in 1]
- Chapter 345 - Why Indeed
- Chapter 346 - Put Down That Brother Ye!
- Chapter 347 - Friend, I Must Explain
- Chapter 348 - Being Taken Advantage Of
- Chapter 349 - Little Husband
- Chapter 350 - Theres Not Just One Thief
- Chapter 351 - Not Our First Encounter
- Chapter 352 - Didn’t You Say You’ll Protect Me Forever? (1)
- Chapter 353 - Didn’t You Say You’ll Protect Me Forever? (2)
- Chapter 354 - 3D Printer
- Chapter 355 - The Worst Possible Situation
- Chapter 356 - This Movie Has Such Interesting Names
- Chapter 357 - Clandestine Agreement
- Chapter 358 - Who Needs Cars When You Can Do Cardio?
- Chapter 359 - You’re Positively Wicked
- Chapter 360 - Impossibility into Possibility
- Chapter 361 - Virus?
- Chapter 362 - New Job Opportunity
- Chapter 363 - Bring It, Baby
- Chapter 364 - Temporary Leader
- Chapter 365 - Delivery
- Chapter 366 - Using Connections
- Chapter 367 - The Choice Is Clear
- Chapter 368 - Consider Every Possibility
- Chapter 369 - That’s Not Haggling
- Chapter 370 - Beef and Mushroom
- Chapter 371 - Who Will You Choose to Kill?
- Chapter 372 - Forbes? Don’t Need It
- Chapter 373 - Blonde Bombshell
- Chapter 374 - Unruly Child
- Chapter 375 - New Plan
- Chapter 376 - Such Mental Fortitude
- Chapter 377 - I Do Mind
- Chapter 378 - You Lose
- Chapter 379 - Recklessness
- Chapter 380 - Cross-Dressing Princesses Everywhere
- Chapter 381 - For Revenge
- Chapter 382 - We All Have Secrets
- Chapter 383 - Catch a Cat
- Chapter 384 - Loonies
- Chapter 385 - The Real Hero of the Tale
- Chapter 386 - Youre Safe Now
- Chapter 387 - The Han Revolution
- Chapter 388 - Where Is the Love?
- Chapter 389 - Ha ha?
- Chapter 390 - A Change of Terms
- Chapter 391 - Public Property
- Chapter 392 - It’s All About Face
- Chapter 393 - Stubborn Blonde
- Chapter 394 - The Guard
- Chapter 395 - Black Hole
- Chapter 396 - Master Five
- Chapter 397 - Mixed Results
- Chapter 398 - Retirement
- Chapter 399 - Greet Your Grandfather
- Chapter 400 - Master Eight, More Like Deadweight
- Chapter 401 - Not Just the Criminals
- Chapter 402 - The Mine
- Chapter 403 - New Boss
- Chapter 404 - Earthling
- Chapter 405 - Human Motives
- Chapter 406 - Sect Heir
- Chapter 407 - Signal in the Cave
- Chapter 408 - Cannot Catch Old Birds with Chaff
- Chapter 409 - A Horrible Nightmare
- Chapter 410 - 34F
- Chapter 411 - Seen Through
- Chapter 412 - Only One Day? Sure…
- Chapter 413 - You Disgust Me
- Chapter 414 - Midnight Call
- Chapter 415 - Scared Little Girl
- Chapter 416 - Fried Eggs
- Chapter 417 - A Mother’s Concern
- Chapter 418 - Still a Man
- Chapter 419 - In a Pickle
- Chapter 420 - Show-off
- Chapter 421 - Self-destruction
- Chapter 422 - Remember Your Punctuation
- Chapter 423 - Playing Hooky
- Chapter 424 - No Fool
- Chapter 425 - A Dog’s Not Just for Christmas
- Chapter 426 - Tantrum
- Chapter 427 - A Secret Signal
- Chapter 428 - Proportionality
- Chapter 429 - Fresh Blood
- Chapter 430 - She’ll Never Leave Me
- Chapter 431 - No Time to Explain
- Chapter 432 - Teach Him a Lesson
- Chapter 433 - Target Practice
- Chapter 434 - Nothing to Do with You
- Chapter 435 - Looking Down
- Chapter 436 - Temperamental Son
- Chapter 437 - Seeing Black
- Chapter 438 - Haywire
- Chapter 439 - Cramps
- Chapter 440 - New Plan
- Chapter 441 - Examination
- Chapter 442 - Time to Make Arrangements
- Chapter 443 - Serious Discussion
- Chapter 444 - Life Is a Beautiful Thing
- Chapter 445 - Ah, Superior Chinese Morals, It’s Been a While
- Chapter 446 - Luo Bei Village
- Chapter 447 - Underground
- Chapter 448 - For Tips
- Chapter 449 - All In
- Chapter 450 - Cheating without Dating
- Chapter 451 - Where Is the Love?
- Chapter 452 - Déjà Vu
- Chapter 453 - Out of Hand
- Chapter 454 - No Order Without Rules
- Chapter 455 - Do You Know the Way?
- Chapter 456 - So Many Skills
- Chapter 457 - Peeping Shuang
- Chapter 458 - Inviting a Fox into a Henhouse
- Chapter 459 - While the Iron’s Hot
- Chapter 460 - Hi
- Chapter 461 - Nobody Move
- Chapter 462 - Big Gun
- Chapter 463 - You Don’t Want to Know
- Chapter 464 - Spicy
- Chapter 465 - Father Han Is the Final Boss?
- Chapter 466 - Sudden Obsession
- Chapter 467 - The Government’s Elite Morons
- Chapter 468 - Red Alert
- Chapter 469 - Good Employees
- Chapter 470 - Acquiring a Vehicle
- Chapter 471 - Repayment
- Chapter 472 - A Spring Onion
- Chapter 473 - Worth Getting Caught
- Chapter 474 - Just Like in Chinese Movies
- Chapter 475 - Respite
- Chapter 476 - Captors
- Chapter 477 - You Don’t Realize How Lucky You Are
- Chapter 478 - Maxed Charm Stats
- Chapter 479 - Going in
- Chapter 480 - Five-second Shuang
- Chapter 481 - Blame Game
- Chapter 482 - Garrison
- Chapter 483 - Hiding
- Chapter 484 - Missing Ruffian
- Chapter 485 - Brave Sacrifice
- Chapter 486 - Not Even a Hug
- Chapter 487 - Unreliable Tech
- Chapter 488 - 11,000 Heartbeats
- Chapter 489 - For Money?
- Chapter 490 - I’ll Be Gentle
- Chapter 491 - I Can Save You
- Chapter 492 - Persuasion
- Chapter 493 - Hostage
- Chapter 494 - Sis… ter’s Husband
- Chapter 495 - Let’s Chat
- Chapter 496 - Discarded
- Chapter 497 - Bait
- Chapter 498 - Sibling Bondage
- Chapter 499 - Toilet Break
- Chapter 500 - It’s Just a Game
- Chapter 501 - Efficient
- Chapter 502 - Priorities
- Chapter 503 - Her Goal
- Chapter 504 - Home for Dinner
- Chapter 505 - Dense
- Chapter 506 - Hostage Negotiation
- Chapter 507 - Basic Math
- Chapter 508 - Fastest Woman Alive
- Chapter 509 (END) - Ending